About Me

  • About Me: I enjoy waffling between my abounding sentimality and my sometimes lethal cynicism.

Television

  • Favorite Shows: SG:A, SG: SG-1, MST3K, L&O:SVU, L&O:CI, CSI, and more alphabet soups I'm sure, Torchwood, Dr. Who
  • Favorite Channels: SciFi, BBC
  • Favorite Reruns: MST3K--back when SciFi still had balls.
  • Favorite Late Night Talk Show: Conan, of course
  • Characters you relate to: Rimmer. Heh...
  • Favorite Theme Song: Red Dwarf's
  • Show I Secretly Watch: Battlestar Galactica--though not the old one, thank God
  • Show I wished wasn't cancelled: MST3K!!!!

Video Games

  • Games I Play: you don't want to know....
  • Consoles: Drew's Wii though somewhere I own a GameCube too
  • Favorite Characters: Peach in Smash Bros.
  • Gaming Alias: PALM
  • Most Addictive: Tetris.
  • Favorite Soundtrack: Final Fantasy VII, obvs.

More About Me

  • Nicknames: Palmer, Pink, formerly "Chris"
  • Nationality: Raging Homosexual.
  • Religion: Mystical Agnostic
  • Heroes: Walt Whitman, Virginia Woolf, Hunter S Thompson, Graham Greene, Robert Frost, TS Eliot, David Aronoighsdfhsdlky, Charlie Kaufman, Strunk&White, Emily Dickenson, Arthur Miller, Bert Archer Heh
  • Interests: People. Places. Lives. Love. Universal humanity. Llamas. (one of these is not like the other...)
  • Expertise: Being a Grade A hack for your amusement.
  • Occupation: Poet/Journalist (student)
  • Industry: Hospitality

Books

  • Recent Reads: The Future Of An Illusion, Sigmund Freud;

High School

  • School Name: Conestoga High School
  • Status: Alumni
  • Class of: 2005
  • Attended: 2001 - 2005
  • Sports: Mentally undressing the cocky jock boys
  • Organizations: Horticulture Club, Qycolax, Stoga Non-Stoners

Style

  • Where I shop: Thrift stores--hellooooo!
  • I like to wear: Whatever the fuck I feel comfy in, bitch.
  • Can't live without: Cordouroy (sp?), Flannel, and Fleece
  • Prized Possessions: Helga The Turquoise (my electric typewriter)
  • Guilty Pleasure: the oxford comma of course

College

  • School Name: New York University
  • Status: Undergrad
  • Class of: 2009
  • Degree type: Masters
  • Major(s): GONZO JOURNALISM
  • Minor(s): Poetry and Cock Sucking
  • Sports: Weight Lifting, some anyways
  • Organizations: The Gonzoid, bitches!

Contact Info

  • AIM: chrispalmer0
  • MSN: chrispalmer0000@hotmail.com
  • ICQ: 259-247-462
  • Yahoo: chrispalmer0000

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    • Name: Tophie
    • Country: United States
    • State: District of Columbia
    • Metro: Washington D.C.
    • Birthday: 1/30/1987
    • Gender: Male
    • Member Since: 11/11/2002

Memories (1)

  • omgitzfern
    Bourbon & Milk, Typewriters, Old Boyfriends, New Friends is all I have to say

Chatboard (13)

  • SaadiaOnline
    Hey, Palmer, have I told you lately how much I love you?
  • greyface
    Lusty? Hmm... What voice part are you? I like the oboe but I would never call it sexy, mostly because I've compared the sound to a dying farm animal too many times.
  • greyface
    Depends on what you call sexy. I play the oboe (at least I would if the damn thing would get out of the shop) and I'm a classical soprano. I also arrange music, with time.
  • greyface
    That makes sense. And I perform, so that helps.
  • greyface
    The thing about music and myself is that I never actually listen to any. Don't know why I love it so much.
  • greyface
    Never tried Cash, I may or may check him out, but thank you for the recommendation.
  • greyface
    Is the Redbull through your system yet?
  • greyface
    Hooray for nonreality! I don't much like Brahms, perhaps because I have been forced to sing his lullaby ad nauseum. Another favorite of mine is Ravel, you like him at all?
  • Drakonskyr
    Ambrose and Kim? Ha, like you'd find two more dissimilar people in life. STOP GROPING ME. I know I'm sexy, but trust me. I can handle it.
  • greyface
    I have actually not listened to all of Beethoven's symphonies, but I hope to someday. I still like the fifth the best so far. When I mentioned I liked Beethoven, I had piano sonatas in mind.