It says so in my Facebook status, so it must be true. Yeah, if you're out looking for porn, Brent Corrigan's vid "surgeon" is only good if you imagine some new dialogue and sex noises, basically. Here, as I described …

How utterly unsurprising. Basically I turn on my little bun-DELL of love and its caps-lock light blinks feverishly (as per normal...?) and then the whole system shuts down of its own volition/against my nolition. Most ag…

...maybe i'll just go up to NYC every weekend, eh? so far that's how it's gone. tomorrow is David's b-day party--his 21st, to be exact--so my presence in the big apple is no less than mandated as far as i'm concerned; bo…

and fapping, for that matter.... Anyway I just wanted to briefly reassure and reassert your reality--i'm still alive, you see--before promptly shattering it--i'm actually doing homework! And now instead of exerting th…

Goddamn, I love Muse. I love Music, moreover; and frankly I missed it. I missed my laptop, the internet, this blog, my youtube, sure sure, but it's my music that had me craving, fiending for its return. And frankly? It's…